"I Am Going To Tell You How I Tell It To Jacob, You Two Are Retarded"

I won't tell y'all who is responsible for this quote but I will say that Jacob is President Hurley's son :) This week I laughed harder than I have in my entire life. I'll try to write out what happened, but my limited vocabulary and lack of writing skills won't do it justice. On Tuesday night we picked up a missionary from the airport. The Hurleys were there to greet him as well. This missionary needed a place to stay and so we put him in a trio with our zone leader Elder Trezise. The Hurleys went in a separate car to drop off bags, clothing and bedding. Because it was already 10:45 at night the Hurleys said we could leave Elder Trezise's house and go home. They said they'd be out in just a little bit. As we are leaving we walk right past the Hurleys car and the thought comes to me, "Check to see if it's locked". The door was unlocked but the most surprising thing was that none of the interior lights turned on. Noticing that we HAD to capitaliz...